Cheddar Jalapeno Pretzels from (off shoot) Starbucks...

... Just say no. Bad decision to choose that as my lunch for today. Sounded like a winning deal. I like pretzels. I LOVE spicy peppers and cheese. Unfortunately, I don't think the substance inside these pretzels constitutes as a cheese. It's more akin to that cheese-wiz substance you squirt from a can. Caulk like consistency and tastes like feet.

*sigh*